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Goofynomics in 10 posts (try again)

(… making yourself understood is very difficult and among other things it is not even said that it is always useful. However, our ancestors have handed down to us that repetita juvant, and therefore I repeat it to you in European, on the cast of one of the many COMs that they come to the table …)

THE HIGH CONTRACTING PARTIES (i.e. me)

Seen this blog.

Seen the opinion of its author (ie me).

Considering the following:

(1) The blog, with its 2068 posts, now exceeds, very badly counted, 16,309 folders, that is (at 2000 characters per folder), 32,619,327 characters, that is, seven characters per word (considering a space and considering that I tend to use slightly long words: the average down to "long" is 6.13 characters per word, while the statistics give slightly lower averages ), approximately 4,659,903 words, that is 3.68 times The search for lost time ( from which we plundered entire passages ).

(2) Not everyone has read Proust four times, and therefore, magna licet , we can happily accept that almost nobody has read Bagnai once.

(3) Reiterated the fact that not understanding what is read is a fundamental human right, for which the European Union works with particular alacrity by writing illegible rules, and that this blog has protected by adopting a particularly repulsive approach and introducing the bliss category.

(4) It is therefore necessary to define reading paths that allow new readers to access a humanly sustainable number of articles in the post, possibly linked by a common thread.

(5) In particular, the need is highlighted, in order to update the section To begin with , to enrich it with a political reading path that illustrates for what reasons in the current European context who is animated by a genuine spirit of human and social solidarity towards the more fragile classes and of real openness and acceptance towards other peoples, they can only take sides with a conservative party.

(6) This need is increased by the emergence of repeated and persistent defamation episodes of the work done by all of us, episodes that in addition to having an answer in the competent judicial offices (where the latest news events allow us to believe that it may be worth the penalty), must first of all have a cultural answer.

(7) A previous request to this effect addressed to the community of readers has generated an unconscionable blissful access referred to in recital number 3, translating into an unmanageable mixed fry of rambunctious and verbose expressions of affection without any signal of post, or in the indication of the most illegible posts because they are more technical and less political, and therefore absolutely unusable for the purposes highlighted in recital number 5.

(8) The analysis of the responses has shown a clear preference for the novel of the center and the periphery and for the bailouts that will not save us , despite having been explicitly clarified that the latter post, being the first of the blog, would still have been inserted in any reading path, and it was therefore perfectly useless to mention it.

(9) The reading of readers' preferences led to a list of 96 posts (including the first, which had been requested not to be considered), corresponding statistically to 219,963 words, that is to a text located in terms of size between Moby Dick and Joyce's Ulysses.

(10) Reiterated that those who have not understood so far deserve everything (and in fact are having it), but that reasons of humanity forbid imposing such a heavy reading path on them.

(11) Remember that the 95 posts listed (96 minus the first, which in any case is considered included in the path), are, in alphabetical order:

1992 the slight inaccuracies of Corsera
A installment of the mortgage
In Ascanio called Julo
Amatrice dormitio virginis
Informal hearing at the finance committee
Azincourt a European history
BDSM lampredotto
Brexit (again)
Brexit: some figures
Dear Emiliano, I am writing to you
Who has betrayed us and who is betraying us
Confidence between leftists
What do you know about Greece
What do you know about productivity
what do you know about treachery
Chronicle of an announced chrysia
Debt and corruption in the world
Euro flexibility productivity decline
Dixit dominus
Do you remember me volume II
Endogenous money for dummies
Euro a catastrophe announced
Eurodelitto and eurocastigo
It was true glory
Collaborators
Readers of covers and content
Poor people are dangerous
The rates will jump
IDE those that the euro protects us
The good, the bad and the Azerbaijani
The euro dividend reloaded
The Furbini method
The juncker method
The juncker method and neuroscience
NO to the media
The center and periphery novel
Keynes vs Tabellini
Keynesianism for ladies 1
Keynesianism for ladies 2
The crisis, the sale and the tortoise
Dignity
The philosophy of the piddino: inflation and maieutics
germany and the eurozone crisis
the locomotive of europe
The night of S. Lorenzo goofy4
Resistance to the euro
Health and the crisis
The victory of tsipras
The arithmetic of public debt
Science
Austerity hurts
Mobile work or escalator
The quick recipes of Giampiero Friedman
The liberalist's mistake
Europe wants it: Goofy on Byoblu
The exit of the euro redux
Maastricht and the arithmetic of public debt
Could clean hands work?
Marina and Gianluca
Marshall-Lerner
Lie and truth
I make myself a gift
MMT no thanks for now
Mount fact checking
Don't look me in the face on my March 24th
One year later (Brexit)
Orthoptera and ducklings
Orthoptera and ducklings
PD delendum est
For the balls
Because women no longer have children
Small dictionary not to pass
Award-winning Hellas Armory 1
Award-winning Hellas Armory 2
Wage productivity crisis logarithms
QED 37 Germany summarized for politicians
QED 52 greece at the time of the troika
QED 53
Qed 73 because women no longer have children
QED custom made
How much a rose is worth
Those who make the referendum
Renxit: why not vote for PD
If I know all frigates moguls
Sechiular staghnieiscion
Seventy years of peace
Print money
Print the Italian experience
On conservatism
Devaluation and wages ad usum piddini
Third globalization and 1st May
The awanagana approach to monetary theory and policy
An annoying unnecessary fall of style
Vamva who
Zingy 3 change and autoracism

(12) The posts listed in recital 11 will hereinafter be referred to as the "nominated" posts.
HAVE ADOPTED THIS REGULATION:
Article 1 – Voting of the most significant posts. From the publication of the following post and until midnight on June 2, 2020, readers of the blog have the right to vote in the comments at the bottom of this post from a minimum of one (because zero would not make sense) to a maximum of ten blog posts chosen from the list of nominees mentioned in recital 11.
Article 2Causes of exclusion. Comments indicating further posts, or not indicating any post, will be sent serenely to spam.
Article 3European general clause. In the end I will do as I please, but thanks for believing it.
Made in Barrea on 1st June 2020.
(… tomorrow is Republic Day, and I will be in the square in Avezzano. Make sense of this happy anniversary by helping me to select intelligently – bliss should not be underestimated, but here intelligence is needed, which is not intelligence, but of this is another time – the posts that can help us de-piddinize those of our brothers who are currently faltering. The important thing is to give up, and I have taught you this, but sometimes it can also be useful to insist … )

This is a machine translation of a post (in Italian) written by Alberto Bagnai and published on Goofynomics at the URL https://goofynomics.blogspot.com/2020/06/goofynomics-in-10-post-ci-riprovo.html on Mon, 01 Jun 2020 08:51:00 +0000. Some rights reserved under CC BY-NC-ND 3.0 license.